I feel happy.
Sup, Bros~ I'm not very good at introductions... So, I'll just give you a bit on my personality. I'm full of sarcasm and I'm always the happy type. I have a very incredible contagious laugh that people can't get enough of.. I am a fan of Cry and Pewdiepie's videos on YouTube. Those two are my heros~
Anyway, read on for some laughs or somethin.
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If I know you:
If I like you:
If we are friends:
If we are the bestest friends:
If we are CRAZY friends:
If it's a friendly thing...:
If I love you more than a friend:
PLZ TAKE THE QUIZ AND QUIZ UR FRIENDS!!!! ^_^
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Gurl: Hiding from you.
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Gurl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Gurl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: Your place or mine?
Gurl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Gurl: I'm a female impersonator.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Gurl: Do not enter.
Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Gurl: Sorry, there are no services today.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Gurl: But would you stay there?
Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Gurl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Gurl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.
EPIC AND FUN STUFF TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22)WHEN you get inside jump on everyone there.